I'm crying but my dick's still hard.

quasiwhitegirl:

so I’m trying to study, but I keep getting distracted by this acetylcholinesterase enzyme because it just looks like it’s having so much fun

every time I switch tabs it’s like BAM SURPRISE ENZYME PARTY

I had a dream last night that Nintendo made a Pokemon Snap for the 3DS

Reality continues to disappoint me

tlyudacris:

miaism:

campaign to stop putting raisins in food 

bandersnutch:

i need a fireplace in my house so whenever i see i post i dont like i can print out a screenshot and throw it into the fire dramatically as emotionally charged chamber music plays in the background. that way i can finally be a period drama. some of us want to be anime and some of us want to be anne boleyn

i literally sat on the couch for 10 hours once reading A Game of Thrones and no one gave half a shit

i said maybe 5 sentences out loud the entire day

when i’m on the laptop i’m also actively participating in conversation and in whatever we’re watching on tv

what

is

your

issue

here is what I don’t understand

if I was

• reading a book
• texting on my phone
• playing my gameboy
• drawing

they wouldn’t care!

why is the laptop any different

“as a word of caution: you may not want to be on the laptop all night from now on”

what sort of FUCKING HOUSEHOLD IS THIS JUST TELL ME TO GET OFF DON’T MAKE VAGUE UNDERHANDED THREATS

what part of “depressive”, “anxious”, “semi-suicidal”, and “uses escapism to help cope” do you need me to spell out for you b/c I’D BE GLAD TO DO IT

DO YOU WANT TO TALK TO MY THERAPIST HE’LL BACK ME UP

I’m SO GLAD I came home to this

SO

GLAD

:)

This is a game of “Who the fuck are you?”

• Name: Zaxal aka Randi
  
• Age: 21
  
• Relationship status: romantically single, in a platonic partnership with my bff Alex
  
• Birthday: May 15
  
• Favorite colour: blue
  
• Favorite bands/artists: I don’t listen to real music sry
  
• Last song listened: “Mother, I’m Here” from the Bastion Soundtrack
  
• Favorite movie: umm The Sound of Music or The Princess Bride
  
• Last movie watched: MIB 3
  
• Favorite book: Good Omens
  
• Last book read: oh god i can’t remember I read a bunch of top gear alternate universe fics do those count NO WAIT I read The Red Tent by Anita Diamant for school last semester; it was pretty good
  
• # of siblings: 0
  
• # of pets: 1 ungrateful cat
  
• Best school subject: creative writing
  
• Mac or PC? PC
  
• Current shirt color: teal
  
• Gamer? I’m good bad at video games
  
• Day or night? night
  
• Summer or winter? winter oh my god get the heat away from me
  
• Most-visited websites? Tumblr, AO3, YouTube
  
• Celebrity crushes: Timothy Omundson, Noel Fielding, and Benedict Cumberbatch. And also a whole mess of others but we’ll be here all night if I go over the full list.
  
• Biggest turn on/s: sense of humor, good smile + laugh
  

princeofkokoros:

i will give u all some heartfelt advice from experience

the only true way to be a good artist is to suck out the souls of other artists and mail them to satan daily

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