June 2012
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i alternate between thinking i’m p good looking and thinking i’m like a troll that’s somehow been allowed to see the light of day
and it’s like
i’m so sorry everyone
that you have to see my face
and my existence
i’ll go hide in a dark cave forever now l8r
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my stay in the san juan islands is half over
so far i’ve had
no major injuries
2 bruises
6 significant head bonks
2 depressive/suicidal episodes
4 days with p bad headaches
and my legs are covered in small scabby places from where i scratched them bloody
gg everyone let’s see if we can make the next 11 without dying
May 2012
Introducing Humble Indie Bundle V!
beesmygod:
au-nat-urelle:
humblebundle:
Our newest collection of incredible games has arrived—say hello to Humble Indie Bundle V!
Be sure to watch it in HD!
If you’re new to the rodeo, here’s the breakdown. For two weeks, you can pay whatever you want to get these DRM-free games on Windows, Mac, and Linux: Psychonauts, LIMBO, Amnesia: The Dark Descent, and Superbrothers: Sword &...
larxenesomebody:
merlinsfuckingbeard:
My dad was sitting beside me on the computer and saw this folder
He asked me if it was a folder filled with ‘erotic fanfiction about homosexuals’
I then proceeded to show him what was in it
He then walked away muttering something about me being pretentious
thank god I have my ‘erotic fanfiction about homosexuals’ in this folder tbh
Always have...
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maybelletea:
you know those feels
when you’re so into something
and you just wanna talk about it all the time but everyone else around you would be like wat
babybeeth:
smashes face into keyboard and some how turns it into roleplaying
Oh my God 666 Burger has the most entertaining...
coelasquid:
“The point of a burger is the meat, it should taste like animals, not toppings, it should feel like a meal, not a snack and it should make you feel privileged to be a meat-eater.”
“Our meat is locally sourced from cows that have been raised humanely…fuck that actually, humanely is a common word used by every motherfucker that makes “high end” burgers nowadays – it means nothing. ...
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pigeonsatan:orbitars:
how to summon pigeon satan:
draw pentagram
sprinkle bread crumbs over pentagram
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the defining game of our generation
is
“where the fuck did that bruise come from”
buttcamp:
have you ever just listened to a recording of you talking and then felt terrible for anyone who’s ever had to talk to you ever
hotpielookedlikehotpie:
just because you love a character doesn’t mean they’re not a little shit
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Watchbattlesuit:
in which the striders are assholes (who knew) | youtube
zaxal:
we’re doing dark side of the moon/wizard of oz
already plagued by technical problems
mmmmmmaybe we’re not supposed to
do this
guys…
i’m reading jerkcity while we do this
increases the experience
puckermanfabray:
lets play “which download link is the real one”
thorhead:
can you imagine ancient egyptian spelling bees though
“spell mummified”
“eye fish eye eye bird squiggle bird cat circle”
“are you high”
we’re doing dark side of the moon/wizard of oz
already plagued by technical problems
mmmmmmaybe we’re not supposed to
do this
guys…
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Watch
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Zaxal: why do guys look better as girls than i do
Zaxal: the fuck is that
Roo: I dont know
Zaxal: throws up hands quits gender forever
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batreaux:
i’m not like most girls. my head snaps back and a giant pez candy emerges from my throat
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she-is-fiercer replied to your post: i’ve locked myself away in my room but i can…
:( I’m sorry. Maybe sleep? I know I feel better after a nap.
i may
i just hope people would wake me up for dinner because missing out on food would suck
but i’m not sure i’m willing to bet on that :(
thanks for the suggestion <3
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i’ve locked myself away in my room
but i can still hear them laughing
and :) i’m really bitter
that they all get to be happy and functional and just
fuck everything
i didn’t ask to be like this. i don’t want to be broken but i can’t
make it better
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she-is-fiercer replied to your post: and on a similar note, hey teacherfriend can you…
What? Who the fuck says that? That’s not right on ANY level!
someone who’s more concerned with the state of the planet than the people living on it
:)
lol people with feelings and emotions and psychological problems
god fucking forbid
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I keep trying to make some jokey or flippant post about it but uh
I’m seriously
not
feeling like I want to be alive right now
like
they’re right?? if i’m just a drain on everyone/everything
and it’s not like i’m fucking contributing to anything
then what’s the point
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and on a similar note,
hey teacherfriend
can you please not…
say that unhappy people should just kill themselves…
when i’m sitting right there and you know i’m on antidepressants and anxiety medication…..
“if you’re miserable then you should just do it and quit being a drain on the planet’s resources”
thanks for that
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hey friend
can we not
say things like
“wow you got hot sitting around on the beach?? i’m freezing cause i actually went out and did work”
and/or “maybe we should all do work and not be lazy bums”
i feel like a waste of space enough on my own without other people confirming it
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