I'm crying but my dick's still hard.
If anyone ever tells you you put too much Parmesan cheese on your pasta, stop talking to them. You don’t need that kind of negativity in your life.
June 2013
i want to write things but i hurt the small finger on my right hand which means agony everytime i hit the enter key
which is a lot
motherf
when you find a shirt you really like and wear it a couple times and it starts doing
the thing
These are called pills. You can remove them with a shaving razor. Be gentle with delicate fabrics!
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I’m watching an LP of The Cat Lady and it’s a side-scrolling horror game. And I suddenly had The Worst Idea of putting Brodyquest under the audio and I’m literally crying I’m laughing so hard.
Also if LPs are your thing check out Cry Plays: The Cat Lady because the game is SO GOOD (eta: so far; i’m only 4 parts into it) and Cry is maybe one of the least intrusive LPers I’ve seen so you get to experience all of the game with a little good commentary on the side.
OK I rec’d this LP yesterday and I still stand by both the game and the player as being good but I’m gonna go ahead and throw some warnings out there for anyone who might want to watch it and is worried about being triggered, and I’ll try to be as spoiler-free as possible.
I finished the LP and I think this is pretty much everything! If I missed something, I’m so so so sorry.
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whisper uhhhhh im going to my grandperent’s house next week and I’m busy the weekend of the 14th but other than that I have no obligations
we’ll make it work sometime. i need to be around here for a while longer bc my grandma’s in surgery and they want someone to go to her house and take care of her and it might be meeee and then new doctor maybe new meds new adventures
i miss u ;w;
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We do a much greater disservice to girls, because we raise them to cater to the fragile egos of men. We teach girls to shrink themselves, to make themselves smaller. We say to girls: ‘You can have ambition, but not too much. You should aim to be successful, but not too successful, otherwise you will threaten the man. If you are the breadwinner in your relationship with a man, you have to pretend that you’re not, especially in public otherwise you will ‘emasculate’ him.’
But what if we questioned the premise itself— why should a woman’s success be a threat to a man? What if we decide to simply dispose of that word? And I don’t think there’s an English word I despise more than ‘emasculation.’
” —Chimamanda Ngozi Adichie, TedxEuston (x)