shoutout to the ‘he scream at own ass’ opossum for giving me strength while cishet white bro was trying to get me to commit tax fraud
i mean it’s kind of sad that of all the things in the world that’s my safe place but when i shut down it was ‘he scream at own ass’ and elevator music pretty much until literally 5 hours later
idk why but the dude scared me really badly. probably the way he wouldn’t leave me alone and kept trying to look at my clipboard and acted like taxes were literal theft
also didn’t help that while he was insinuating himself in my business, i had to read the employee handbook which reminded me that there is nothing keeping me from getting fired in this horrible state for being bi or trans so yay
im so glad “stay hydrated” is a thing because on one hand its trendy + cool but also its very useful to remind people to drink their water. This is a practical meme
Nintendo confirmed today that if you pre-order Super Smash Bros for the 3DS at any Target store, it’ll come with an exclusive Zero Suit DLC alt costume for Wario!
Sexism in video games is solved.
"space lesbians" is both my aesthetic and my idealogy
bad and naughty children get put in The Pear Wiggler to atone for their crimes
THAT IS NOT THE INTENDED USE, SIR
When you fuck something up first thing in the morning
“Beware of Artists” - Actual poster issued by Senator Joseph McCarthy in 1950s, at height of the red scare.
also inouken tagged me to do this thing
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welp that’s it for me my life’s over see yall in hell
what i’ve learned from this