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shoutout to the ‘he scream at own ass’ opossum for giving me strength while cishet white bro was trying to get me to commit tax fraud

i mean it’s kind of sad that of all the things in the world that’s my safe place but when i shut down it was ‘he scream at own ass’ and elevator music pretty much until literally 5 hours later

idk why but the dude scared me really badly. probably the way he wouldn’t leave me alone and kept trying to look at my clipboard and acted like taxes were literal theft

also didn’t help that while he was insinuating himself in my business, i had to read the employee handbook which reminded me that there is nothing keeping me from getting fired in this horrible state for being bi or trans so yay


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shinjiikari:

im so glad “stay hydrated” is a thing because on one hand its trendy + cool but also its very useful to remind people to drink their water. This is a practical meme


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hoothootowl:

starpulses:

Nintendo confirmed today that if you pre-order Super Smash Bros for the 3DS at any Target store, it’ll come with an exclusive Zero Suit DLC alt costume for Wario!

Sexism in video games is solved.

hoothootowl:

starpulses:

Nintendo confirmed today that if you pre-order Super Smash Bros for the 3DS at any Target store, it’ll come with an exclusive Zero Suit DLC alt costume for Wario!

Sexism in video games is solved.


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syntheticbaeddel:

"space lesbians" is both my aesthetic and my idealogy 


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furbearingbrick:

slumbermancer:

fruitsoftheweb:

Damage prediction on pears during transportation.

bad and naughty children get put in The Pear Wiggler to atone for their crimes

THAT IS NOT THE INTENDED USE, SIR

furbearingbrick:

slumbermancer:

fruitsoftheweb:

Damage prediction on pears during transportation.

bad and naughty children get put in The Pear Wiggler to atone for their crimes

THAT IS NOT THE INTENDED USE, SIR


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porrimscondomstash:

When you fuck something up first thing in the morning

image


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the-13th-floor:

“Beware of Artists” - Actual poster issued by Senator Joseph McCarthy in 1950s, at height of the red scare.

the-13th-floor:

“Beware of Artists” - Actual poster issued by Senator Joseph McCarthy in 1950s, at height of the red scare.


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also inouken tagged me to do this thing

If you don’t know your personality type, take the test here.

Rules: Find out what characters share the same personality type as you here and list the characters that you find relevant below. Then tag five friends and let them know you tagged them!

INFJ

  • nagito komaeda from super dangan ronpa 2

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welp that’s it for me my life’s over see yall in hell

  • cameron frye from ferris bueller’s day off
  • karkat vantas from homestuck
  • judge claude frollo from the hunchback of notre dame
  • princess zelda from the legend of zelda series
  • DALE COOPER AND AUDREY HORNE FROM TWIN PEAKS

what i’ve learned from this

  • i’m probably an asshole
  • but i’m also possibly a precious baby
  • but most likely just an asshole

shslninjaclan and bladeddarkness tell me what u got